Gifts

“Sperm" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Not talk to me" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Sorry I slapped you” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Stop being an asshole" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Let me check my givashitometer” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Passive Aggresive..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Get better soon..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Please, leave by 9" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Cremation” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Spread legs" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s…so I took their phones away and turned the internet off.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with ...

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.” C...

“It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them” - Mom Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and...

“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and roun...

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“My kid is turning out just like me. Well played karma, well-played.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the U...

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork b...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting…It’s like, whoa, I’m not the same person I was last night.” Coaster...

“At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ba...

“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.” Coasters are resin with cork backing an...

Cute greeting cards for all of your greeting card needs! 4.25” x 5.5”, Blank Interior, Includes Envelope.

Cute greeting cards for all of your greeting card needs! 4.25” x 5.5”, Blank Interior, Includes Envelope

Our Hot Mess & A Spicy Disaster Tea Towel brings some humor and sass to any kitchen.