Gifts

“Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly and then light a $5 bill on fire." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin wi...

"Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backin...

“Talk to self" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Soulmate" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Teenager/cat" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Remember song lyrics" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Sperm" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Not talk to me" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Sorry I slapped you” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Stop being an asshole" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Let me check my givashitometer” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Passive Aggresive..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Get better soon..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Please, leave by 9" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Cremation” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Spread legs" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s…so I took their phones away and turned the internet off.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with ...

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.” C...

“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and roun...

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“My kid is turning out just like me. Well played karma, well-played.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the U...

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork b...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.