Drinks on Me

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.” C...

“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.” Coasters are resin with cork backing an...

“Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at cover me because we weren’t there. We don’t know what...

“Are you drunk? Coasters are made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.   Size: 4”x4”

“It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them” - Mom Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and...

"Add to Cart" coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Please, leave by 9" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“You know your old anytime....” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing a...

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that,” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” Coasters are 4”x 4”...

“Protein shakes..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne?” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork...

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backin...

“Cremation” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"How to Piss off a teenager" Coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and roun...

“I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting…It’s like, whoa, I’m not the same person I was last night.” Coaster...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Mad...

“I have two moods: Namaste I’ll Cut You.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ba...

“Very wealthy dog...” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.