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“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…” Coas...

"Autocorrect has become my worst enema " Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ba...

"I've hardly done anything on my bucket list" "Just change the 'B' to a 'F' and you'll feel much better about it." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with ...

"1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party My childhood punishments have become my adult goals" Coasters are 4”x 4” r...

“Cremation” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"February 14 To-Do List: you" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backin...

"Get better soon..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Let me check my givashitometer” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Good parent" coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Google" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s…so I took their phones away and turned the internet off.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with ...

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.” C...

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork b...

“Please, leave by 9" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and roun...

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade." Coa...

"(Me at work) I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round cor...

“Not talk to me" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Passive Aggresive..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and ...